The Secret To Living A Long Life

Here are the five most important things you can do to ensure you live a long life:

1. Make sure your index finger is longer than your ring finger.

2. Make sure you are not the first kid born in your family. Second would be good, third even better.

3. Develop hands of steel.

4. Keep your hair.

5. Go to church - regularly.

Of course, you have no control over 1, 2, and 4. But, 3 and 5 you do. So, get yourself a squeeze ball, go to church every Sunday, and squeeze methodically as you listen to the sermon ... you'll definitely live longer.

Merry Christmas!

"Marijuana was legal for much of U.S. history and was recognized as a medicine in 1850. Opposition to it began to gather and, by 1936, 48 states had passed laws regulating pot, fearing it could lead to addiction. Anti-marijuana literature and films, like the infamous "Reefer Madness," helped fan those fears. Eventually, pot was classified among the most harmful of drugs, meaning it had no usefulness and a high potential for addiction." Excerpt from 4 Americans get pot from US government, an article Ima see on Yahoo today.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to you all! Ima miss you!

Babygirl

Oh, Babygirl, Ima been praying you would return!

Christmas Morning ... 55

Money was scarce that year,
but he scrimped to get the gift she would love.

He wanted to see the look of wonder as she unwrapped his offering.

She slumped over the gift.

“Tears,” he thought.

Until he realized she was out.

Her drug induced stupor sickened him,
but he didn’t know what to do.


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Happy Holidays!